Q~ Cairne bloodhoof's nick name is woody because:


A: He carry's with him a tree trunk at all times?

B: Once in school he had a stick thrown at him and he cried like a little sissy until his mother came and kissed it better?

C: During his adolesence he went on a raid to Ironforge, and was so excited that he got an errectoin,, the alliance was so busy looking at this mamath cow person errection that the horde easily beat them all to death with there clubs,, and Cairne Bloodhoof would be known as Woody from that day forth?



{I fell today and hurt myself,, but i got a laugh and that made the serious spinal injury worth it.}

Considering your history with the Tauren race Hex...i think i'd have to go with C...i don't think you would've noticed either of the others